Sad

Sad is a somewhat nerdy user in a bucket hat and shades. He can be found in a secluded area near the Beach Huts and is easily missed.

Quotes

 * "I swear I had a package with a sword part in my pockets. I wanted to bring that with me."

Trivia

 * Sad is clearly a reference to the musical collective Sad Boys.
 * His shirt features the Broken Reality icon.